"My bursting heart must find vent at my pen"

Anonymous asked: I heard you talk shit about my best friend, and frankly, I don't appreciate that. You need to cool your big ass tits and learn to shut your mouth.

Two questions: One, how did you find this tumblr?
And two, what was it even said that I said? Because I think everything’s being blown way, waaaaay out of proportion.

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Hello sir, may I please have sex with you?

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I need to stop fight-flirting with my ex on Facebook

And also stalking him on Facebook. I need to stop that too.

This is turning into a problem.

I’ve converted my freshman into the ways of Doctor Who

That’s right bitches, rejoice for fandom will live on in my theatre department.

There are not enough hours for real life.

Whoever set up the universe this way sucks.

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eldritch-abomination:

lol I hate everything

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Dear everyone ever,

http://vaguescribblings.tumblr.com/

Go follow her. Heterosexual(ish) Life Partner bias aside, she’s one talented person. Go read her stuff, it’s seriously good. Just four followers is unacceptable.

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goodlamb:

#I guess Amy Pond and Vincent Van Gogh finally had children

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theoriginalspike:

lahero-myhero:

asdfghjonjon:

iwillmindfuckyou:

spaceballs-the-url:

harlequin-minds:

superiorlemon:

sir-pimp-master-arthur:

all-the-boys-want-this-hero:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

aquus:

pizzaforpresident:

my mom has the same scarf

i love her hair who did it

Those are some very nice seats!

I wonder what track she’s on…. By the map behind her, I think she’s on the blue one.

I really love her choice in clothing omg

look at that cool artwork next to her on the window

oh I really like her tights they’re tealish green very pretty

I bet she’s going to the airport.

I don’t think brown chairs and brown floor was a good idea, they should have mixed the colours up a bit, added a splash of red maybe

I really like her skirt. It’s pretty.

DO NONE OF YOU NOTICE THE TRAIL OF BLOOD LEADING TO THE DEAD PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!

OH MY GOD I am dying holy shit that was hilarious

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